Friday, July 6, 2007
HAHA. today's so confusing. anyway the day started out with a bus that never came. so simin yuehuan angela and i had to take a cab down to school. 16 bucks T.T & i can only collect it what, next month? zzz. turns out the bus came after most of us left to take cabs (:
PE. our teacher mr yap was so so so so lameeeeeeee, he is as lame to our class as to any other class.. he keeps blabbering about marriage, his wife and etc.
yap: i would only scold 2 kinds of people: people who dont obey my instructions, and people who molest me.
yap: you all must take out your watches. otherwise later you all scratch each others face i dont know.. next time nobody marry you.
us: then why you can wear??
yap: ......... if i ever scratch your face then i marry you
us: eeee... what if its a boy
yap: errr... next time i pay for his wedding! aiya dont care la i must keep to my promise, must marry him
people forgot bring PE attire
yap: ill report it to your teacher ah..
yap: then maybe your conduct will only be fair or even poor!
yap: then next time nobody will marry you.
yap: REALLY! i marry my wife also look at her conduct. who want to marry someone with poor conduct?
yap: girls please get your nails cut
yap: one most lame excuse i ever got from a girl was why she need to keep long nails? because she need to scratch her head..... i mean excuse also must be convincing right. she make my head drop off ah.
when asked to gather, some people were a little behind him.
yap: i know why ah, some people always sit behind me. they're always trying to peep at me.. like peep at my behind...
(people move to side)
yap: can you all keep a secret?
us: yaaaaa....
yap: my father and mother are not fishes.
us: huhhhhh.....
yap: so i got no eyes on the side of my face, so next time please sit infront of me when i talk.
someone was sick, didnt wear PE attire.
yap: why?
ys: got flu..
yap: huh? flew to where?
RAHHH chem was so irritating. stupid jenfeeeeeeeee. i forgot to do the online quiz during the holidays then tmd she kept picking on me can. i REMINDED my classmates to do the quiz even, but it just slipped my mind -_- she still say she gna give me a big fat red ostrich egg on my grades.. maybe an ostrich will come out.
after school was quite funny, cheered me up (:
when i went to collect the taxi claims from the office, i had to stick the receipt and fill in some form la.
woman: which mrt you take from?
me: kembangan mrt.
woman: why??
me: cause the bus didnt come?
woman: no...
me: really! the bus didnt come so the teacher told us to take a cab.
i was pissed at that moment, she was like doubting me!! then she told me: today only got people taking taxi from eunos. then i realised i take the subsidised bus service from eunos!
so really, its either i'm trying to be funny.. or maybe i'm just plain dumb ): why do stupid things always happen to me! hahaha. that woman was laughing at me la.
then that kokswee was trying to slack during history lessons, so he bent down under the table to pretend tie his shoelaces. tie... untie... tie... -_-
ah i cant remember so much alr lah. heh heh (((:
tmw is our first time meeting our juniors as instructors! oh oh oh im in SMC 1 btw (: raaaaah hope they are okay with us la. dont know.
today's jap class was alright. :D
E&I lessons are quite fun too :DDD
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